I love black thongs
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
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It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
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More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
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