I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
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The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
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Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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