That's intense
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
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I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
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I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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