What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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