So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
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Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
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My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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