Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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