so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
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Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
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We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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