There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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