Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
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I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
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It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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