wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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