Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
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Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
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I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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