but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
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i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
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I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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