Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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