As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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