You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
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I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
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I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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