I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
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Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
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I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
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