i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I haven't been this sober since birth.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
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Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
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So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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