How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
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i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
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i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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