Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
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Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
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I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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