So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Randomize
