Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
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Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
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my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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