thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
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I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
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Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
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