There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
