Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
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when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
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The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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