Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Duck Duck Cougar?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Randomize
