hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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