i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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