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i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
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I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
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Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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