Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Just puked most of my soul out..
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