i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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