Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
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He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
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I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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