yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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