So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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