i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
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Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
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If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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