I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Randomize