Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Found your dick twin last night
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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