just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
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Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
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When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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