What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
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My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
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He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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