Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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