Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
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I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
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she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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