But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Randomize