Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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