Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
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I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
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Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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