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I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
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If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
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there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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