the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Boobs speak an international language.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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