I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
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She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
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All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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