This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
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So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
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Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
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We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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