She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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