You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Randomize
