final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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