You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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