I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
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You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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