walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I just gift wrapped bread.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
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My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
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You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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