No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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