life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
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I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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