I got chris browned last night
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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