She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
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Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
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You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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