How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
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I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
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I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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